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    This is a bargain from Amazon . . . .
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    While walking through the park, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

    Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?'

    'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied.

    'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'

    'No, would you like to give it a try?'

    Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...'

    So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.

    With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

    Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?'.

    He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

    When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said,

    'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...
     
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    I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
    I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
    I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.
    Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.
    He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
    The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!
    He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
    He's like a machine!
    I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
     
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