Friends are holding a joint Chinese New Year and Burns Night Party, and they're calling it "Chinese Burns Night." I wasn't going to go, but they twisted my arm.
Absolutely stunning, tall leggy blonde sat next to me. Stroked me hair, rubbed her long, gorgeous legs against mine and smiled at me. Then she leaned over and whispered in my ear and said “ Hey, handsome. Would you like to have sex with me for £100? “ I answered “ Eeh, I’d love to have sex with ya pet, but I couldn’t take money off yer as well “