It's Christmas, time to roll out my favourite Dad joke: Why is James Bond popular at Christmas?.......because he's a mint spy.
I remember when I was at school the teacher asked the class to describe any 'Collective Nouns' Mary raised her hand and said "A herd of cows" The teacher said "Very good, Mary" James then raised his hand "A flock of sheep, miss" The teacher said "Very good, James" Susan then said "A gaggle of geese, miss" The teacher said "Brilliant Susan" The teacher then said "What about you, David . . . . can you think of a collective noun that's better than the others ?" I said "Yes miss . . . . a dose of crabs"
Ristmasch Istmaschr Stmaschri Tmaschris Maschrist Aschristm Schristma Christmas That's Christmas sorted.