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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    Another owldy . . . .
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    Good value methinks
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    This is the problem that Monica Lewinsky had . . . . Clinton had food poisoning and said to her,
    “Hold my calls & sack my cook ”
    The rest is history
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    I was playing strip poker with the wife earlier and have to admit I was cheating like f*ck.
    It was the only way I could get her to keep her clothes on.
     
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    I'll never understand women.
    First my wife agrees to a threesome, then she goes right off on one when I tell her it's ok for her to watch from inside the wardrobe
     
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    Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".
    She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said, "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18".
    I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors.
     
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    "My Willie"

    My Willie disappears in Winter,
    It doesn`t like the cold,
    My Willie disappears in Winter,
    But it`s really very old.
    I`ve tried a Willie warmer,
    But that`s no good at all,
    I`ve tried a Willie warmer,
    But my Willie is to small.
    I tied some string to it one day,
    To keep my Willie at my side,
    But the knot dropped off, and he went away,
    And disappeared inside.
    I remember in the summer,
    When my Willie was so big,
    I nearly trod upon my Willie,
    And snapped it like a twig.
    But now these days are over,
    And frosty days are here,
    And just the hint of a flake of snow,
    Makes my Willie disappear.
    I hope the day will come when I
    Will hold my Willie in my hand,
    And wave him proudly to the sky,
    As the pride of all the land.
    I hope you aren`t offended,
    It should come as no surprise,
    That my 'Willie' is a tortoise,
    And not what you surmise!".

    You all have filthy minds.
     
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