What do you call a man with a car on his head ?? Jack What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?? Cliff What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head ?? Russell What do you call an Indian man who works at the local swimming pool ??? Did ya hand ya band in What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver in Newcastle ??? toot an come oot What do you call a Nun with a washing machine on her head ?? Sister matic
I used to address my favourite as 'you and ... err, what are the other two called again?' No wonder they no longer talk to me
I once made myself cry with laughter when my youngest said he loved horses. I said, 'Well that's a shame, they hate you and so do all the other animals' ... ... I'll be lonely again this Christmas, he was twelve at the time
