I went back to the doctor today. I said, " I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction, ".....where actually did you apply it? " He asked. I said," on the bus,"
I was starting my new job at the chemist this morning when some bloke walked in. "I've got a blocked nose, a sore throat and my head feels like it's going to explode," he said. "Have you got anything?" I said, "No mate, I feel fine!"