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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I asked for a Chicken Tarka in the curry house and the waiter said "Is that like a chicken Tikka ?"
    "Yes" I replied "but a little otter."
     
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    Is it me or what ?

    I went to McDonald's today, trying to be nice, I smiled at the bloke and said "Can I have a small shake please?"

    He told me to "F@@k off" then he walked out of the men's toilets.
     
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    City a minute after finding out Everton deducted 10 points.
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    A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

    Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
    If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

    Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
    The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

    A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
    The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

    Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
    You were close, but no free sex this time.'

    As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
    'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
    give away free sex at all.'

    Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.

    My wife won twice last week.'
     
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    Last night I went to see a UB40 tribute act called WD40.

    Thought they were a bit rusty to start off but they soon loosened up a bit.
     
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    The remake of Basic Instinct looks naff.
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