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    It was John's last day delivering the mail. He had been doing so for 4o years and was about to retire.

    Most of the families greeted him warmly and handed him an envelope presumably with a small monetary gift inside.

    But when he arrived at the Jones' house the woman there pulled him inside and they made passionate love.

    Afterwards he showered and went downstairs. There Mrs. Jones had prepared a fine array of foods: eggs, sausages, waffles, etc. To top it all off was a freshly made cappuccino with a small origami crane folded from a single dollar bill.

    Still reeling a bit from the shock of the morning John said "This has been simply amazing but I really must ask, why the dollar bill?"

    Mrs Jones replied "Last night I told my husband that today was your last day and asked him what we should get you." He replied..

    "F*ck the mailman, give him a dollar or something."
    She smiled, "Breakfast was my idea
     
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    I've just been on a blind date.

    It didn't start out like that, but to my horror she had pepper spray !
     
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    Another owldy . . . .
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    The other day I was masturbating furiously with my eyes closed, and was shocked to find a cup of tea beside me when I'd finished.
    So all credit to Starbucks for their customer service.
     
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    Does anyone fancy a snack :emoticon-0112-wonde
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