"Sir Elton John is back home after spending the night in hospital, after he fell over at his villa in Nice. Sir Elton was admitted "following a slip yesterday at his home in the south of France", a spokesman confirmed to BBC News." That'll teach him, the daft old sod
I was thinking one on your butt and one on your knob at the same time There must be a 50/50 chance one of them likes to swallow
Another owldy . . . . I went to my girlfriend's funeral today, which was the first time that I'd met her parents. What a pair of miserable bastards !