I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook but she went first on Come Dine With Me and still wasn't in the lead.
Little Billy watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and turn into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Billy found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mam. “Mam, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her to take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy to take his trousers off, then Aunt Jane......” At this point Mam cut him off and said, “This is such an interesting story, Billy, but save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell us tonight.” At the dinner table that evening, Mam asked little Billy to tell his story, so he started. “I was at the playground, and I saw my Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a Big kiss, then he helped her to take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy to take his trousers off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mam and Uncle Bob do when Daddy goes away on a trip.
The average UK man has sex 2.5 times a week The average Japanese man has sex 2.5 times a year. This came as a huge shock to me as I didn't know I was Japanese
