The instructions on my insect killer: 'Do Not Spray Near The Eyes' F*ck that I'll just spray the whole f*cking wasp!!.
I took a job salt spreading last winter. I was so cold I could hardly speak ... ... I ended up gritting my teeth
I saw a van yesterday signwritten 'Stannah Stair lifts - From Sunderland to Sydney' ... ... now I'm sure they're quite comfortable but I honestly think I'd opt for a flight.