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  1. Sunderpitt

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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    <sorry> in advance . . . .

    There were two cats, an English cat called “one two three” and a French one called “Un Deux Trois”
    who were racing across the channel.
    Which one won?


    The English one.
    Why ?

    Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

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    I make boats in my garage . . . . sails are going through the roof !
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    My wife is leaving me due to my obsession with animal skin luggage. Alpaca bags.
     
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    Well that went well

     
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  12. Gordon Armstrong

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    Let's have a Benny Hill moment :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    Whoever invented the toothbrush . . . . why wasn't it called a teethbrush :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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  17. Smug in Boots

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    Right you f*****g c**t, I'm going to f*****g sue the arse off you ...

    ... I posted that, on here, months ago!!!

    Watch your letter box you f*****g plagiarising tosser ...

    ... it'll either be a letter from my solicitor or a gallon of unleaded.

    TBH the solicitor's letter would probably be cheaper <laugh>
     
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  18. Gil T Azell

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> sorry my fine fellow. Just saw it this morning and chuckled heartily.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Another owldy . . . .

    I said to the girl in B&Q "What's best for greasy ovens ?"

    She said "ammonia cleaner"

    I replied "sorry love . . . . I thought that you were a shop assistant"
     
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