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    If Facebook was Scottish
     
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    What a racist, as the Welsh often are ...

    ... how does he know the bloke is English.
     
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    Yesterday my gps told me to turn around
    After that I couldn’t see anything
     
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    My son asked what’s it like being a dad
    So I woke him up at 2am and told him my sock had come off
     
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    At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 miles a day
    She’s 92 now
    And we have no idea where she is
     
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    I had a dream last night
    I was drowning in an ocean of pop
    It was just a Fantasea
     
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    I was feeling down
    And my friend came around
    He said look it could be a lot worse
    You could be stuck underground covered in water
    I knew he meant well
     
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    You know spring is almost here
    I get so excited I just wet my plants
     
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    My friend didn’t pay his exorcist
    He got repossessed
     
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    As the patient recovers from laser eye surgery, the surgeon comes in and asks if he wants the good news or the bad news first.

    The patient excitedly asks for the good news.

    The surgeon says "Well . . . . you are about to get a new dog."
     
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    I told my boss that I was tired of being a human cannonball . . . . so he fired me !
     
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