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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "Star Wars" - I was surprised how this worked.

    This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!

    Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!

    Here goes...

    Film Test:

    Pick a number from 1-9.

    Multiply by 3.

    Add 3.

    Multiply by 3 again.

    Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.

    Film List:

    1. Gone With The Wind
    2. E.T.
    3. Beverly Hills Cop
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
    7. Jaws
    8. Grease
    9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting with Phil Schofield
    10. Casablanca
    11. Jurassic Park
    12. Shrek
    13. Pirates of the Caribbean
    14. Titanic
    15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
    16. Home Alone
    17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
    18. Toy Story
     
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    Twat.
    3 bloody times I've had a go at that!!
     
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    It's not
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I disagree that the cat like, the cat like others have said is bottom right and much clearer to make out than whatever that is :emoticon-0105-wink:<laugh>
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Yep 6 plus cat... just expand the photo and not too difficult to spot. Or is that cheating?
     
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    Most of those movies are crap... only Casablanca moderately good...
     
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    What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend

    wiped his arse
     
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    What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking

    slow down and use some lubricant
     
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    What do you call a bull who’s masterbating

    beef stroganoff
     
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    Just got a new job at the zoo

    I circumsice the elephants

    pay’s not good

    but the tips are enormous
     
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    What does a deaf gynaecologist do

    he reads lips
     
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    What’s brown and sits on a piano stool
    Beethovens last movement
     
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    Two deer walked out of a gay bar
    One said to the other
    I can’t believe I blew twenty bucks in there
     
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    What do you call two lesbians in a cabinet
    A liquor cabinet
     
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