I went for a self-defence class last night. The instructor said, "I want you to take me by surprise and attack me"..... So, when I saw him in Sainsbury's the next day, I threw a tin of beans at his head..
I am so skint at the moment that I decided to spend my last pound on a scratch card. I could not believe my luck, I had f*ck all left to scratch it with.
Kept looking at that black shape put there to make us think is it or not? But when you find the white cat there's no doubt.