I am now proud to announce that I am selling Adult toys, and I hope that no one is embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes and styles according to your needs. Discretion is guaranteed, and I am more then willing and able to demonstrate any items listed for you . . . . just ask. I have everything listed below if needed. Walkers, wheelchairs, oxygen tanks, walking sticks, disposable nappies etc. What was your dirty mind thinking ?
My wife told me that she saw a bow tie made from solid mahogany, and she nearly bought it for me but she didn't think that I would wear it. I replied "Wooden tie ?"
It's so heartbreaking when you finally find someone you're really attracted to and then they close their curtains.