I let my wife take me out for a drive in the countryside today. We were going down a quiet country lane when she said, “Shall we do something we’ve never done in the car before?” I said, “Go on then, bang it into fourth gear.”
I was walking past wembley on the day of a big match for the women, when I saw four tickets for the game nailed to a fence. I thought "**** me . . . . I'll have them. You can never have enough nails"
Three out of four members of Bucks Fizz have said they’d attend the Eurovision Song Contest in Liverpool, the fourth Bobby G, is making his mind up.
I had my first Sky Dive today and I was terrified. This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out. As we plummeted to earth he said to me, “So, how long have you been an instructor?"
My 3 year old son fell asleep on the sofa today. I phoned my wife and said, "One minute he was sitting there awake, the next he was fast asleep, shall I disturb him?" "No, don't be silly" she said, "Just leave him exactly where he is until he wakes up." 2 1/2 hours I was waiting in DFS.
