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  1. spirit of 73

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    What’s the difference between a chickpea a red kidney bean
    I’ve never had a red kidney bean in my face before
     
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  3. spirit of 73

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    Went for an operation in hospital
    I asked if I could do my own anaesthetic
    They said
    Sure knock yourself out
     
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    You have to be really low to pickpocket a midget
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Fascinating . . . .

    Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan !
     
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  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Who decided to find out :emoticon-0136-giggl
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    Every once in a while you hear a cute story that warms your heart and you just can't wait to pass it along...

    A Salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

    It is opened by a little ten-year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

    Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

    Little boy: "What the hell do you think?"
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    The wife said she wants a Philips 42 inch for Christmas.

    Where the f*ck am I going to get a screwdriver that big?
     
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    • You know you"re Taliban if...
    • You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
    • You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can"t afford shoes.
    • You have more wives than teeth.
    • You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
    • You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    • You can't think of anyone you HAVEN"T declared Jihad against.
    • You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    • You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    • You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
    • You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
    • You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
    • You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
     
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    • My wife has started visiting a new hairdressers run by a Geordie girl.
    • Today my wife asked for a "perm".
    • The Geordie girl started, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
     
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    Me to Doctor: I’ve hurt my penis in a surfing accident...

    Doctor: Did you fall off your board...

    Me: No, I slammed my laptop shut when the wife walked in...
     
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