On a little known island just off the coast of Norway, is a large mental asylum. Very few escaped from this asylum, as there weren’t many houses where they could hide, nor were there many inhabitants. But one day an inmate, quite loony, escaped. He heard two women talking while washing clothes down in the river valley, he hadn’t touched a woman in years, so he ran down and had his way with them. He then ran off. The next day the headlines in the newspaper said “ NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS”
IF YOU’RE behind someone at a cash machine let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
FIND OUT how loud your partner can scream by waking them up on an aeroplane flight wearing your life jacket and oxygen mask.
I've been kept awake a lot recently by a loud ticking noise that seemed to be coming from outside. Then I found out that it was the neighbourhood watch !
Two old ladies sat on a bench on Brighton Sea Front A naked jogger ran up to them As he passed the first one she had a stroke The second one sadly couldn't reach him
