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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I bought a Greyhound today. My wife said "Are you going to race him?"
    "No, he's faster than me." I replied.
     
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    The wife had the cheek to call me a lazy b*stard today,
    I was right in the middle of taking down the Christmas decorations..
     
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    “Recently my wife asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
     
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  6. Gordon Armstrong

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    With all of this climate change being pushed upon us I thought that I would do my little bit, so I've stopped using my electric toothbrush and started using my acoustic one.
     
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    Surely at least one of those defenders should be shown a red card . . . .
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    British citizens - Sudan crisis :emoticon-0112-wonde
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    Needs stamping out of the game that starting with a dr Martin on his face
     
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    Can I be the first to say all I could smell was his stinking cigar breath while he molested me

    too soon?
     
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    Ikea’s CEO has been elected prime minister of Sweden. It’s expected it’ll take some time to get his cabinet together.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     

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