Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

And then he will have gone for a Burton..

 

Good Taylors, Burton I always get my suits from there

 

Sadly the only suits I get are handed to me by a croupier..

 

You card

 

I always call a spade a spade though..

 

You dug that old cliche up mind

 

Could have been a grave mistake if I hadn't..

 

cucucucucucucucucucu - I was just going to type something there but I started coffin

 

I bet you were dying to write that!!

 

With some of these repeated quotes, I would say here's a certain cemetery to this thread

 

This thread needs the last rites .............

 

Aye lets bury it now.

 

I was sacked from my job in the mortuary & left out of my Sunday league team in the same week .............. always ending up in the stiffs

 

I was just drinking my tea - that one had me coffin and spluttering

 

Was it a red bush they do tend to have a diferant flavour.

 

It did have a peculiar box

 

Sounds like a lass I once knew...Miss Funny Fanny..

 

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I shagged her once when she was out for the count after a heavy session on Martinis ......... she was shaken but never stirred.

 

Do you and this girl still have a bond with one another?

 

I wonder if he got a good look at her Octopussy