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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 19, 2023
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  2. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Was his name Pat by any chance ...
     
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    Smug in Boots, Apr 19, 2023
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    Sunderpitt, Apr 19, 2023
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness and told, by a doctor with a broad Scouse accent, that I only had six months to live.

    I demanded a second opinion and he asked if I was questioning his competence.

    'Not at all, I just want to hear it from someone with a decent accent ...

    ... but thanks for the bed bath.'
     
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    Smug in Boots, Apr 19, 2023
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    Correct.<laugh>
     
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    Gil T Azell, Apr 19, 2023
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    What's this an advert for :emoticon-0112-wonde

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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 19, 2023
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    rooch 3, Apr 19, 2023
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    I bought a jack russel from a blacksmith
    As soon as I got it home
    It made a bolt for the door
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    I was going to tell you a time travelling joke
    But you didn’t like it
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road
    It got stuck in a crack
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    Grandad survived mustard gas and pepper spray attacks in the war
    Guess he’s a seasoned veteran
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    Like most people my age
    I’m 67
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    I was so bad at school
    I failed maths so many times
    I can’t even count
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    An Irish man walks out of a bar
     
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    Went to McDonald’s yesterday
    I ordered two large fries
    The bastards gave me loads of tiny ones
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    Which rock group has four members but none of them can sing
    Mount rushmore
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    samwise_new, Apr 19, 2023
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    If you build a man a fire
    It will keep him warm for a couple of hours
    If you set a man on fire
    It will keep him warm for the rest of his life
     
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    one gary owers, Apr 19, 2023
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    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon
    I’ll let you know
     
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