I had soup and used a fork so ended up spilling it on the table - I had the firm's Ledger to update so I had to clean the table with Mr Sheen
I've had nowt to eat for weeks and lost loads of weight ........... I missed out on a meal last night, that was A gutter.
My Mrs got an acting role, but I spoiled it for her by hitting the casting director ****ing nonce said she reminded him of a young Kid man. ****ing dirty perv.
Hanks for the advice mate, but I'll deal with him my own way, he's gonna be Walken right into my fist if I see him again.