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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    When a dumb girl masterbats
    Does she use her other hand to moan
     
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    What’s the best part of a blowjob
    Ten minutes of peace and quiet
     
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a man with a small penis
    Justin
     
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    What doesn’t belong
    Eggs
    Wife
    Blowjob
    Answer
    Blowjob
    You can beat eggs
    You can beat your wife
    But you can’t beat a blowjob
     
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    What do you call a young Asian prostitute
    Young Ho
     
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    What do you call a deaf gynaecologist
    A lip reader
     
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    What’s the difference between your wife and your job
    After ten years you’re job still sucks
     
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    My teacher asked what came after 69
    I said mouthwash
     
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    What’s the difference between a oral thermometer
    And an anal thermometer
    The taste
     
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    I don’t trust stairs
    They’re always up to something
     
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    Don’t you hate it when people answer there own questions
    I do
     
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    Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves
     
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    Do you know what the least spoken language in the world is
    Sign language
     
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    I just found out I am colour blind
    It came right out of the purple
     
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    My Grandpa is addicted to viagra
    No one is taking it harder than Grandma
     
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    Sheer stupidity <doh>
     
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    More of it . . . .
     
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