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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Oldie but goodie.
    A prostitute said i could have sex with her at the reduced rate of £10 as she didnt have a womb.
    Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
    She said "acwoss the woad against those wailings".
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Liverpool Airport is closed due to a suspicious car parked there . . . . it's taxed, insured, and has an MOT :emoticon-0112-wonde:emoticon-0149-no:
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Have you not already got enough :emoticon-0112-wonde
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Heart attack stuff !
     
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Undo your top button, mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
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  6. Draig

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    My friend lost his ear in an accident and had to have a pig's ear transplanted on.
    I asked him, "Is it working ok?"
    - He said, "It's fine apart from a bit of crackling!"
     
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  7. Draig

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    I've just unloaded the washing machine and I found a dead mouse in there - at least he died in comfort!
     
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  8. Draig

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    What do you call a French man getting mauled by a lion? Claude!
     
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  9. Draig

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    I was walking down the road this morning and got hit by a violin, a clarinet and a piano.

    I think it was an orchestrated attack!
     
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  10. Draig

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    Just seen a bloke getting tasered by an absolutely gorgeous policewoman - I tell you she was a real stunner!
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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  12. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Also don't forget bees..

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  14. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    For those that aren't real friends :emoticon-0136-giggl
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  15. Gordon Armstrong

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  16. Gordon Armstrong

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  17. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    in half an hour....................................just joking mate:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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