A neighbour recently committed suicide, with an overdose, which was bad enough for his wife. But he didn't leave a note which is even worse as she's now constantly wondering why and blaming herself. Surely it wouldn't have killed him to have left a note ... ... or if it would then the overdose was somewhat superfluous.
I went to a ventriloquist’s funeral today, and they sang the hymn “All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
Little Johnny is getting vocabulary in health class and the teacher says Who can use the word urinate in a sentence Johnny puts his hand up Ok go ahead Johnny Well teacher urinate but if you’re tits were bigger you’d be a nine
