A man goes home to find his wife of ten years packing her bags What you doing he asks I’m going to Las Vegas you get paid $500 there what you get for free He thinks for a while then starts packing his bags to What you doing she asks I’m going to Las Vegas to I want to see how you manage on $1000 a year
My wife hates it when I say, "You're just like your mother!" Actually, she hates it when I say anything during sex!
I had a dream last night that I was getting a blowjob from the blonde one from ABBA... I only woke up because his beard was tickling my balls!
I found out last night that there really is nothing more awkward than watching a film with you're family during the sex scene. I also found that furiously masturbating to it doesn't help either.
"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash." "That's a bit harsh," he replied. "They don't f*ck around at Air Traffic Control," I said.
