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  1. one gary owers

    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    Dear optimist ,pessimist and realist
    While you were arguing about the glass being half full
    I drank it
    Yours Sincerely
    The opportunist
     
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You should've bought a perch ...

    ... one of my favourite fish.
     
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    Little Johnnys parents felt horny and wanted to make love
    But had to get Johnny away for at least an hour
    So they asked him to go to the balcony and report all the activities of their neighbours
    His parents did the deed and asked Johnny for the report
    Johnny said for the past hour Mr Cole was playing the piano and the Donald’s were having sex
    His parents were shocked and asked him how did he know
    He said their son was out on the balcony to
     
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    Lol why it was dead (think it was pinning for the fjords)
     
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    Just a thought
    But do you think life without women would be a pain in the arse
     
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    one for the girls
    Say this as fast as you can
    Alpha Kenny one
     
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    I asked my vegan mate for a lift for a lift the other day
    He said great yeah but I don’t have a avocado
     
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    A dung beatle walked into a bar
    And said
    Is this stool taken
     
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    I phoned my sister who is a nurse
    I said how’s your day going
    Don’t ask she said
    I had to pull the plug on my favourite patient
    I said
    What the **** do you do to the ones you don’t like
     
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    If a stork brings good babies
    And a blackbird brings bad babies
    What brings no babies
    A swallow
     
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    Do you know what dogs and lesbians have in common
    They both have wet noses
     
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    It's getting bad out there now :emoticon-0112-wonde
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