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  1. one gary owers

    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    Diarrhoea is hereditary
    It runs in your jeans
     
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    I have two unwritten rules
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    I’m not wearing glasses anymore
    I’ve seen enough
     
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    Last night my obese parrot died
    It was a huge weight off my shoulders
     
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    I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician
    I was just sitting around doing nothing
     
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    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    Last night I got an Uber
    The driver said I love my job
    I’m my own boss
    Nobody tells me what to do
    I said turn left here
     
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    My wife said to me I look really fat
    Can you give me a compliment
    I said
    You’re eyesight if perfect
     
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    It's only premature ejaculation for her, I'm fine with it.
     
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    If I was a ghost, I would open doors while people were masturbating.
     
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    Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France
    They were cooked in Greece
     
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