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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    Why do women wear panties with flowers on them
    In loving memories of all the faces that have been buried there
     
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    Another owldy, but goodie . . . .
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    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
     
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    I met a gypsy girl last night, and she asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time.
    She wasn’t kidding . . . . I went on the dodgems, the waltzer, the ghost train and the Big Dipper, and came home with a goldfish :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Despite what it says, this is blinking lovely :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Had to Google this to see what it was about. What a gobshite he is.

    We take less than anyone else in Europe do we Gary, strange that cause we are a ****ing island and to get here these people just seeking refuge have to cross the sea in a dinghy. Now I'm going to hazard a guess and say they wouldn't be doing that if they got the same treatment and benefitsin France as they do here. Does these numbers he talk about account for those registered in one European country but still making their way here?

    Also it's easy to look at everything and think we all need to be nice people and look after others when you are in nearly £1.5m a year and will not need to rely on the system for anything not even the NHS as you can afford private all the way. You don't need to notice a country at breaking point that can't be stretched anymore!

    Apply for refuge legally and come across legally or **** off! Dont come across on a ****ing lilo without any legal right to be here knowing you will get looked after anyway! How's that wording Gary?
     
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    My wife said I had no sense of direction
    So I packed my bags and right
     
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