Two mates decide to visit a prostitute First one goes in After 10 mins he comes My wife is better than her He tells his friend His friend goes in After 10 mins he comes out Got to agree with you there You’re wife is real better
A man saw a beautiful woman with massive breasts Can I suck on your nipples for £1000 She thinks about it and says yes He buries his head in her breasts After 10 mins she says Are you going to suck them No he replies To expensive
Mum has forbidden me from making breakfast puns She said if I continue I’m toast Dad keeps egging me on
The salesman said I could fit five people on the sofa without any problems Where the hell am I supposed to find five people without any problems
When my pet goldfish died, my mum thought it would be a good idea to replace it with a hamster. The poor little b*stard drowned within seconds.
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