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    Two mates decide to visit a prostitute
    First one goes in
    After 10 mins he comes
    My wife is better than her
    He tells his friend
    His friend goes in
    After 10 mins he comes out
    Got to agree with you there
    You’re wife is real better
     
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    one gary owers, Mar 7, 2023
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    A man saw a beautiful woman with massive breasts
    Can I suck on your nipples for £1000
    She thinks about it and says yes
    He buries his head in her breasts
    After 10 mins she says
    Are you going to suck them
    No he replies
    To expensive
     
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    one gary owers, Mar 7, 2023
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    What’s the best gift you can possibly give
    A broken drum
    Nobody can beat that
     
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    Mum has forbidden me from making breakfast puns
    She said if I continue I’m toast
    Dad keeps egging me on
     
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    All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky playing cards
    I’m having a hard time dealing with this
     
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    My wife accused me of being immature
    I put her in her place
    And told her to get out of my den
     
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    The salesman said I could fit five people on the sofa without any problems
    Where the hell am I supposed to find five people without any problems
     
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    Go to Google translate
    English to French
    Type in
    Fifty ten hull
    And press play (the speaker)
     
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    When it was actually funny :emoticon-0105-wink:

     
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    When my pet goldfish died, my mum thought it would be a good idea to replace it with a hamster.
    The poor little b*stard drowned within seconds.
     
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    You're not allowed to ride a bike, but you're allowed to injure people <yikes>
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