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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Makemstine Roger

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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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    I can't remember whether or not we've had this one before or not, but . . . .
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

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    Or this one . . . .
    Due to an unfortunate spacing error while booking our holiday online, I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.
     
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    I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated
    She booked me in for Tuesday
     
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    Supermarket shelves are full of white sugar, but not so much of brown sugar.

    Is it because demerara ?...........
     
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    Took me while.....
     
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    This morning I contacted the Hospital to let them know that if my wife's condition deteriorates, I hereby give my permission for them to switch off the life support machine. They informed me that this isn't an option for a sprained ankle
     
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  14. one gary owers

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    Little Johnnys nieghbour had a baby
    But it had no ears
    His family went to visit them
    But Johnny was warned not to say anything about his ears or he would be spanked
    Johnny looked in the crib and said
    What a beautiful baby
    Look at his little feet
    His little hands
    Is his eyesight ok
    The proud mother said
    It’s perfect
    Johnny replied
    Good job he’d be ****ed if he needed glasses
     
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    Little Johnny is playing outside but he needs the toilet
    He goes in and grandma steps out of the shower
    He says what’s that
    Grandma says it’s a beaver
    Next day same thing happens but
    His mother just comes out of the shower
    Little Johnny says I know what that is
    It’s a beaver grandma has one
    But I think hers is dead
    Cause it’s tounge was sticking out
     
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    Little Johnny goes camping with the school
    All the tents are taken so he has to share with the teacher
    Can I play with your belly button
    My mum always lets me when we go camping
    Ok said the teacher
    5 minutes later
    The teacher says
    Woah woah woah
    That’s not my belly button
    Johnny
    Says
    Woah woah woah
    That’s not my finger
     
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    If I was addicted to masterbation
    And then became addicted to sex
    Would it be fair to say my addiction got out of hand
     
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    Go to Google translate
    English to Dutch
    and type in
    Pick my most beautiful side
     
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    Why do women wear underwear
    Because workplace health and safety says
    All manholes must be covered when not in use
     
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    Met a beautiful woman and said to her
    My magical watch tells me you aren’t wearing panties
    Sorry she said I am
    Damn
    It must be an hour fast
     
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