Or this one . . . . Due to an unfortunate spacing error while booking our holiday online, I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.
Supermarket shelves are full of white sugar, but not so much of brown sugar. Is it because demerara ?...........
This morning I contacted the Hospital to let them know that if my wife's condition deteriorates, I hereby give my permission for them to switch off the life support machine. They informed me that this isn't an option for a sprained ankle
Little Johnnys nieghbour had a baby But it had no ears His family went to visit them But Johnny was warned not to say anything about his ears or he would be spanked Johnny looked in the crib and said What a beautiful baby Look at his little feet His little hands Is his eyesight ok The proud mother said It’s perfect Johnny replied Good job he’d be ****ed if he needed glasses
Little Johnny is playing outside but he needs the toilet He goes in and grandma steps out of the shower He says what’s that Grandma says it’s a beaver Next day same thing happens but His mother just comes out of the shower Little Johnny says I know what that is It’s a beaver grandma has one But I think hers is dead Cause it’s tounge was sticking out
Little Johnny goes camping with the school All the tents are taken so he has to share with the teacher Can I play with your belly button My mum always lets me when we go camping Ok said the teacher 5 minutes later The teacher says Woah woah woah That’s not my belly button Johnny Says Woah woah woah That’s not my finger
If I was addicted to masterbation And then became addicted to sex Would it be fair to say my addiction got out of hand
Why do women wear underwear Because workplace health and safety says All manholes must be covered when not in use
Met a beautiful woman and said to her My magical watch tells me you aren’t wearing panties Sorry she said I am Damn It must be an hour fast
