For those wondering, ′′ how did i do it?" I Boiled 10l of water, added 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1 teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate, two cups of coke and half cup of lemon juice then stirred well . Waited 3 minutes, put the pan in the solution for 45 minutes, then added some chlorine bleach to the mixture. Then I brushed it with a firm toothbrush and put it back into the liquid for another 25 minutes. I took it out, rinsed it and it looked exactly the same, so I threw it away and went out and bought a new one.
I've been looking on Zoopla and Rightmove. I'm looking to buy a Lighthouse to live in. Just a simple one . . . . nothing flashy.
My wife's not talking to me just because I didn't open the car door for her. But I panicked, and just swam to the surface.
Another owldy . . . . A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or your mam home ?" said the farmer. "No . . . . they went to town". "How about your brother, Howard . . . . is he here ?" "No . . . . he went with mam and dad". The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "I know where all of the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message" said the boy. "Well" said the farmer, uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your dad. It's about your brother, Howard, getting my daughter, Susie, pregnant." The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know that he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
A man went into a shoe shop in New York and bought some new shoes. On the way out, a cat went for his feet and bit them. The man was angry and looked for the cat, when suddenly, a Policeman appeared holding a cat and said Pardon me sir, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes I'll get my coat !
My girlfriend’s dad is so religious he wouldn’t let us sleep together Bit disappointing as he’s so good looking
Disappointment as what was first thought to be Northern Lights, turns out to be a Vauxhall Nova on fire . . . .
