This joke is outdated. Always told no appointments left can you ring back tomorrow? No you can't have one in advance tomorrow have to ring in the morning! Well you've only been open 3 minutes and I've been on hold that entire time so where the **** have all the appointments gone!
Whenever a body is found, it seems to be discovered by a man with a dog. I don't know why the police don't just employ the inquisitive f*cker.