How about this for low ... I started a business selling folding sleeping baskets for cats that could transform into coffins for bats, I called it 'Cat basket to Bat casket' ...
My wife has been working out a lot recently. For instance, today she worked out that I've been shagging her sister.
I found a wad of cash stuffed down the back of the urinals in my local ... ... which is not to be sniffed at.