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    Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide:
    The first old guy says to the second guy. "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
    The second old guy says. "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
    The first says. "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
    The second old guy says. "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
    The first old guy says. "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

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    spirit of 73, Feb 4, 2023
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    Premature Ejaculation.
    I remember going on a first date when I had to broach this subject.
    We had only been in the restaurant 10 minutes when I blurted out “ I have to explain something, I suffer from Premature Ejaculation” “That’s presumptuous” she replied, “I haven’t decided whether I was going to sleep with you. “
    “ I know it’s just I didn’t want you to think I had wet myself. “
     
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    Got a note through my door today that read, “Meet me 8pm tonight behind the bus depot if you like having your c*ck sucked – signed, Kinky School Girl xxx”
    So I went there, waited for ages. No one turned up.
    Went back home. My house had been burgled.
     
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    Ever since my wife left, I've had this weird feeling in the bottom of my stomach.
    So, this is what an erection feels like.
     
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    A bison at 35 below zero. Yellowstone National Park, USA. Photo: Tom Murphy
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    She was a good singer :emoticon-0148-yes:
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    Met her in London at EMI offices, she was brill to chat with, she spoke about Dave Stewart and he told her about Sunderland.
    She was dressed to thrill all in black
     
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