If you’ve got a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in your other hand What have you got A very big cricket
A guy walk’s into a bar and orders a rum and coke The bartender hands him an apple What’s this asked the man Just take a bite said the bartender That taste’s like rum he said Turn it round said the bartender That taste’s like coke a rum and coke apple amazing His friend came in as he was eating his rum and coke apple He told him And said anything you want he can give you an apple and it will taste like it He asks the bartender pussy The bartender gives him an apple He bites into it and says That taste’s like **** The bartender says Turn it round
I was told that if I had a vasectomy I wouldn't have any kids... But when I got home after the operation, they were still there...
Video is in reverse doesn't quite have same cleverness if some bloke just scoops some writing onto a spoon
Today the way snow came and went so quickly reminded me to never build a Snow Dalek again. I did that when the bairns were into Dr Who, I quickly learnt that when Snow Daleks start to melt they upset the neighbours.
