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  1. one gary owers

    one gary owers Well-Known Member

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    If you’ve got a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in your other hand
    What have you got
    A very big cricket
     
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    A guy walk’s into a bar and orders a rum and coke
    The bartender hands him an apple
    What’s this asked the man
    Just take a bite said the bartender
    That taste’s like rum he said
    Turn it round said the bartender
    That taste’s like coke a rum and coke apple amazing
    His friend came in as he was eating his rum and coke apple
    He told him
    And said anything you want he can give you an apple and it will taste like it
    He asks the bartender pussy
    The bartender gives him an apple
    He bites into it and says
    That taste’s like ****
    The bartender says
    Turn it round
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Why did the chicken go to the gym ?

    To work on his pecks.
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Gordon Armstrong

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    This is clever . . . .
     
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    in case your wondering what she did with his manhood
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  14. Gil T Azell

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    I was told that if I had a vasectomy
    I wouldn't have any kids...
    But when I got home after the operation, they were still there...
     
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    Video is in reverse doesn't quite have same cleverness if some bloke just scoops some writing onto a spoon <laugh>
     
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  16. Gil T Azell

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    Today the way snow came and went so quickly reminded me to never build a Snow Dalek again. I did that when the bairns were into Dr Who, I quickly learnt that when Snow Daleks start to melt they upset the neighbours.
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  17. Gil T Azell

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    Just to remind people, it's valentines day soon!
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  18. Gordon Armstrong

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    Another owldy . . . .
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