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  1. spirit of 73

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    When I die I want my internet search history to be read out at my funeral.
    That way all my friends and family will go from being depressed to disgusted.
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

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    Due to an unfortunate spacing error while booking our holiday this year, I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.
     
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  7. Gil T Azell

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    Did you hear about the new 'morning after' pill for men?
    It works by changing your blood type.
     
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  8. Gil T Azell

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    Oldie but goodie
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    It's like liver how can you eat that ****e, tripe anarl
     
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    Can eat liver and onions till I explode, it’s a known fact that it’s only men who where pink frilly knickers don’t like liver and onions <ok>
     
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    Love liver and onions, loads of gravy and mash, great, some buggers on here are too picky with their food.
     
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    That doesn’t answer why you were wearing them at the cup final<ok><laugh>
     
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    I’m sure my mate is having an affair with my wife. He’s been a right miserable bastard lately!
     
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    I love liver, now, but it was only after I got married that I found out that;
    Liver wasn't supposed to be crispy.
    Sprouts were supposed to be able to retain their shape when cooked.
    Cabbage was not supposed to be a purée.
    Chips were not supposed to be brown.
    Custard should be able to move, preferably it should flow.
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    BUGGER ME Joe Biden was at it even then

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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    An American tourist stood by watching an Irish farmer dig and turn over the soil. Eventually he said ‘Hey, pal, what are your doing?

    I’m digging up potatoes, sir’

    ‘Potatoes? Those tiny things? You call them potatoes? Back home in Milwaukee we have potatoes 10 times that size!’

    “Yes sir, but you see, we only grow them to fit our mouths!”
     
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