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    Lass at the hardware shop in Sea Road just asked me if I wanna Box for my items?.... she looked canny hard, So I told her I'd rather just pay the money.
     
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    About 20 years ago, I was about to propose to my then girlfriend when - suddenly! - my flatmate Joseph barged into the room.
    As I was down on bended knee he ran into the room, tripped over my leg and fell straight into the glass coffee table - head-first - and my romantic gesture was stopped in its tracks.
    I didn't really know Joseph that well and can't even remember where he was from but let me say my wedding plans were ruined!
    In the fall, Joseph had a shard of glass lodged in his eye and was taken to hospital. Afterwards, he would walk around with one of those cotton pads over his eye and after a couple of months he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they had bonded whilst he was recovering and ran off together - without a goodbye or anything. I tried to track them down, however never found them.
    Still to this day I think to myself - if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
    Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton-eye Joe?
    (You will probably be singing this now)....
     
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    Had a check up at the doctor’s this morning and the first thing he asked was, "Do you drink a lot?"
    I said, "The occasional pint, doc. Why do you ask?"
    He said, "This urine sample's got a head on it."
     
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    Got up this morning and my Mrs was cooking my breakfast in her slippers , I must save up and get her pan.
     
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    Was recently on holiday with my missus and she was putting sun cream on.
    "Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.
    "Let's pretend I'm your butler," I winked. "My name's Dawes."
    "Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"
    And that's why I'm sleeping in the spare room..
     
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