A mother in-law said to her sons wife when the baby was born "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn’t look anything like my son" The daughter inlaw lifted her skirt and said... "I don't mean to be rude either but this is a fanny not a f*cking photocopier
Having my ears syringed is one of the most painful things I've ever had done. I can hear my wife perfectly now.
Life can be really unfair. I trained hard for the 20k walk event at my local sports club. I won it for three years running ... ... disqualified every time
People are always complaining about auto correct, but it has been around for centuries. I got mine when I married my wife.
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road, picked them up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the crossroads for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. "What are those big bulges in your running shorts ?" she asked. "Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back. "Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable."
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