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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Just been reading about a major Albanian crime gang that is terrorising London.
    Surely they can’t be too difficult to catch with all that white hair and red eyes.
     
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    Winter is nearly here & our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.

    There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nut sack. Just remember however it's a bit early in the year to expect a swallow!
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song...

    ‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’

    It's a cover...
     
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    I offered to help in the kitchen tonight. “Anything I can do?” Wife: “Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pan to boil.” I followed the instructions implicitly. No matter what I do, I still get yelled at.
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    That would be a great name for a pub.

    Honest, I've been drinking in Moderation
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    I'm not saying I masturbate too much, but my c*ck has taken out a restraining order on my right hand.
     
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