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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    That is the best one I have ever seen
     
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    Still chuckling
     
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    Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone
    He got hit by a bus
     
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    I’ve been taking viagra for my sunburn
    It doesn’t cure it
    But it helps keep the sheets off my legs during the night
     
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    My friend David got his ID stolen last night
    I just call him Dav now
     
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    that's a corker<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Advent Calendars . . . . their days are numbered.
     
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    We shouldn't really laugh, but . . . .
     
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    Another owldy . . . . like Gary Owers' Viagra one above :emoticon-0136-giggl
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    Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai, so he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 Samurai showed up.
    The emperor asked the first Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai.
    The Samurai opened a match box and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
    The emperor then asked the second Samurai to come in and demonstrate.
    The second Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces. The emperor exclaimed, "That is really very impressive!"
    The emperor then had the third Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai.
    The third Samurai also opened a match box and out pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh. A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around.
    The emperor, obviously disappointed, asks, "after all that, your fly is still alive."
    The third Samurai smiled and said, "yes, but he will never reproduce."
     
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