I answered an appeal to pay for a guide dog to help a little Korean girl ... ... I was promised regular pupdates but only received this one then they stopped altogether. Bit disappointed although her eyesight seems to have improved to be fair.
I was playing strip poker with the wife earlier and have to admit I was cheating like f*ck. It was the only way I could get her to keep her clothes on.
Advice needed! My children keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house. Someone suggested that I should just keep them in the loft. So I tried that last night, but their constant crying & whining kept me awake. All the “I’m afraid of the dark” or “I don't like it up here - there are spiders” really got on my nerves. Any other suggestions?
I woke the missus up in the middle of the night and told her I was stressed and that only a blowjob would help. She said, “Where are you going to find a c*ck to suck at three o’clock in the morning?”
A woman rings hubby and tells him that she's been promoted at work . . . . she is now the manager's personal assistant and will have to work late some nights, starting tonight. At breakfast the next morning hubby notices her new watch. When asked about it the wife says that she won it in the weekly office raffle. A week later she rings him to say that she has to attend a late meeting with the boss. Next morning hubby notices her new Gucci purse and asks how can they afford it. "It's okay" she says. "I won it in the weekly office raffle." One evening the following week they arrive home at the same time and she tells him that she has to go out again to attend a special client meeting and can he run her a bath while she shaves her legs. When she goes to the bathroom she is shocked to see half an inch of water in the bath and asks hubby "What's the meaning of this?" Husband says "I didn't think that you'd want to get your raffle ticket wet."