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    I noticed on my TV remote, there was a 'Cinema Surround' button, so I pushed it.
    All of a sudden, a voice came from behind me saying, "Move your head you fat tw*t!
     
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    For those new to betting , placing a £10 bet on England winning the World Cup at 25/1 means you lose £10
     
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    Nicknames. My mate a sparky looked like Elton John and got called socket man
     
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    I just managed to get the wife a job at Mi5 . . . . now I don't have to listen to how her day was !
     
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    Bob went to doctors clinic for checkup. The nurse asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
    “In front of you?” He asks, shy.

    The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen the human body before. The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my ##### body.”

    “Of course I won’t laugh,” said the Nurse to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

    “Okay then,” said the patient, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing a huge male body with the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.

    In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

    Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
    And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s private part, she composed herself as well as she could.
    “I am so sorry,” she said, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?

    “It’s swollen,” Bob replied.
    She ran out of the room.
     
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