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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I man walks into a bar looking depressed
    The bartender asks what’s up
    The man replied I’ve just caught my wife having sex with my best friend
    What did you do
    I told her to get out
    And what about your best friend
    I looked him square in the eyes and said
    BAD DOG
     
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    The wife bought a pair of them tortoise shell patent leather shoes.
    It was a big mistake . . . . it took her an hour to leave the shop.
     
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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    I woke up and saw my wife sobbing on the edge of the bed.
    "What's the matter?" I said and sat beside her.
    "You came in last night extremely drunk and said how much you hated me & the kids" she cried.
    Utterly shocked, I said, "I can assure you, sweetheart, that I wasn't drunk!"
     
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    I was taking a **** in the train toilet this morning . When some guy knocked on the door
    He said, “can I see your ticket please?”
    “Not right now” I shouted, “I’m taking a ****”
    He said, I don’t believe you, can you pass it under the door?
    “No problem” I said, sliding it under, “The yellow bits are Sweetcorn
     
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    After my wife and I have sex I always like to have a cigarette.

    This packet, that I bought back in 2010, is lasting well !
     
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