I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician . . . . and a Czech one too . . . . and a Czech one too.
Johnys teacher asks the class Which part of the body goes to heaven first Suzi says our hands we do all good thing with our hands Good says the teacher Davey says Our hearts cause we think all good things with our hearts Very good says the teacher Anyone else Johny says its your legs I was passing my parents bed room and saw my mum with her legs in the air shouting oh God I'm cumming