Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Someone's in a bad temper

 

A pig of a mood.

 

I knew it wasn't long before somebody tried to ham it up

 

Its snout like you think though.

 

Sounds very rustic to me

 

Trust me on this.

 

I told you to say this in confidence?

 

I thought you said conference.

 

You two are a right pear

 

I blame pear pressure.

 

that's a prickly subject to bring up

 

It would certainly appear so.

 

I think we deserve an appleogy for that remark..

 

Mind that one wasn`t so grape.

 

I think you should make n apology for raisin that one

 

With the standard of puns being currantly posted, no chance.

 

Or at least prune some of your posts

 

Stone me, they`re short enough enough now.

 

Ok, so long as you're not going to take the pith

 

Many a true word is spoken in zest.