Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, it was too late to call the local service station, and the husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house and there wasn't even a sofa, so Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife, with the husband in between. No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. "I can't do that." he whispered "Your husband is my best friend" "Listen, sugar." she whispered back. "There isn't anything in the whole wide world that could wake him up now." "I can't believe that." Charlie said. "if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up, won't he ?" "Sugar, he definitely won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his arse and see if that wakes him." Charlie did just that and was amazed when the husband remained asleep, so he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and screwed her, then climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to find out if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night, and each time that Charlie screwed the woman he first pulled out one of the husband's bum hairs. The ninth time that he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered . . . . "Charlie, old pal . . . . I don't mind you screwing my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my arse as a scoreboard"
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