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Jurgen Klopp's Sack Attack

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk not bear jizz, Aug 12, 2018.

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When will Jurgen Klopp be sacked

Poll closed Aug 19, 2018.

  1. Next 5 minutes

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  2. Next 10 minutes

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  3. Next Day

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  4. Next Week

    1 vote(s)
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  5. Mito Is a nice person

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    According to our rivals Klopp is under enormous pressure after finally having a transfer window where he actually spent money instead of recouped it.

    So it is with a heavy heart I say. KLOPP OUT!

    Today's game against West Ham showed no progress. The 4-0 win is the same score we got last time against WHU at Anfield... And is a less convincing scorelines than the 5 goals got last time we faced that goalkeeper.

    4-0 is simply not good enough. KLOPP OUT!

    TAA's vicious face punching showed a lack of ambition. If you're not leaving a mark you're not punching hard enough. Clearly Klopp hasn't been training them how to box.

    His management of Salah is not looking good. Last year's golden boot winner isn't even our team's top scorer this season so far.... And even Sturridge has a better GPM ratio.

    Clearly Klopp doesn't know how to manage talent. Klopp out!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 12, 2018
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  2. saintKlopp

    saintKlopp Old

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    We love Klopp so much we now have a thread dedicated to his sack.
     
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    saintKlopp, Aug 12, 2018
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    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    Well, I was expecting 5-0 so...
     
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    Tdot, Aug 12, 2018
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm sure his sack is better looking than Silva's.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 12, 2018
  5. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Must be... he pointed to it furiously during match ....
     
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    DirtyFrank, Aug 12, 2018
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    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    I too thought this thread was a reference to that celebration, so without further delay;
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Lucas Talking, Aug 12, 2018
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  7. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    The way he looks down twice
     
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    astro, Aug 12, 2018
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  8. THE FOOL

    THE FOOL Well-Known Member

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    That is one angry angry ****
     
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    THE FOOL, Aug 12, 2018
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Get up... Get up... Why won't it get up?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 12, 2018
  10. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    It looks like he's trying to coax up a semi.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Love the man. I watched the match with a BS mate amongst others. Even he loves him and wishes he was their manager <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 13, 2018
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    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    It's like he's grown two mutant side penises either side the sack over the summer
     
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    lfcpower, Aug 13, 2018
  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And over the next few weeks became a much stronger skiier.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 13, 2018
  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    You are prob all mesmerized by klopp s angry man double Dick **** off celebration but just above him you need to see the other guy doing an impersonation of a chick walking a Dick off into her mouth as a celebration too.

    Seriously horny bench.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 13, 2018
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    astro, Aug 16, 2018
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  17. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Jurgen's getting his tackle warmed up for tonight's game
     
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    organic red, Aug 20, 2018

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