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VenomPD

VenomPD

Merrick jr
Jan 20, 2010
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Received both of these today:

FROM.MR, Eluchi Abia

Dear Friend,
Good day, Firstly, I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a Certified/Post-mail. It is
understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of
mutualinterest to share with you. Hence, this letter to you.I humbly crave your indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness of
purpose devoid of any doubt in your mind because this project is based on Trust Confidentiality and Sincerity of purpose in order to have an acceptable meeting of the minds.

My name is MR ELUCHI MARK ABIA.I am one of the personal aides to the Former President of Liberia (Charles Taylor)

I have some funds that i want to invest in your Country.I need a foreign partnership to assist me in investing some money.I have interest in stocks,real estate and any other profitable businesses you may wish to recommend.

I realized this fund from sales we made in cash from Liberia Diamond and Timber trades during the administration of President Charles Taylor.


I assure you that this project will bring us together for a long lasting relationship.I need your private phone number,full names,address so that i can forward to you more details.

All i intend to do now is to safe guide this fund, by making sure that this fund moves from where it it now to your account.

Once this money is transfered to you in your country, i will come over immediately for the investment.Presently i reside in Nigeria on political asylum

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.Please indicate your interest by sending an email.
I await your response as soon as possible.

Best Wishes,
Eluchi Mark Abia
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Dear Beloved,

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I instructed the doctor here in this hospital to help me email you and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I will die.

I am Mrs Jane Smith from Netherlands,I am 49 years old, I am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast.From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage.. I was brought up in a motherless babys home, and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child.

My husband and I are true Christians,we lived all day in Abidjan, Ivory coast, since he was working there as a contractor, but quite unfortunately,he died in a fatal motor accident.Since his death I decided not to re-marry and because of my bad state of health,I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of Ј2million Pounds with a bank in United Kingdom.

Presently, this money is still in the BANK, and the management just wrote me as the Legitimate beneficiary to come forward to receive the money after keeping it for so long or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over as a result of my illness, or they get it confiscated.Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment.I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless baby's home where I come from.I want your good humanitarian,to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around.

I must let you know that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this issue because I have no further option. I hope you will help see my last wishes come true.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in United State. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hope to hear from you soonest.

I await your reply on this my beloved.

Yours in Christ,

Jane Smith
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How stupid do these people think we are? <doh>

I am sorry but anyone who falls for these scams is an idiot.
 
<laugh>

The thing is that I've been to Abidjan in the Ivory Coast and it's a ****ing hell-hole. I was staying in the nice part of town next to all the consulates and it was still rough as ****.

Massive JB's everywhere with AK47's and fatigues on. Plus thousands of fruit bats flying about during the day.
 
I normally just E-mail back:


Dear Sir/Madam

Thank you for taking the time out to contact me.

I was interested, but you did not say that i could also receive any relation (girls only aged under 10), for my total satisfaction to do whatever i wanted with them.

If you could guarantee me this, then i will look forward to your response.

Your sincerely


Your new E-mail friend
 
VenomPD said:
<laugh>

The thing is that I've been to Abidjan in the Ivory Coast and it's a ****ing hell-hole. I was staying in the nice part of town next to all the consulates and it was still rough as ****.

Massive JB's everywhere with AK47's and fatigues on. Plus thousands of fruit bats flying about during the day.
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they never show them on the visit australia advert
 
Hi jane, Im sorry to hear about your situation, it really touched me. your poor husband too. I bet he was a really nice gentleman. I would be happy to fulfil a dying woman's final wishes so just hit me with it ya maddy. what's the plan?



yours in the almighty Prophet Mohammed



Muktar Ibrahim Hussein
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the seed is planted <ok>
 
Dear Eluchi Mark Abia,

thanks for getting in touch, I have been waiting for a good money maker for some time now since hurricane katrina ruined my business. I used to own a ***** school, a ***** is a kind of servant that we provide for very rich white men from texas but unfortunately all my *****s drowned when hurricane katrina hit. But enough about me let's talk business. You just tell me what I have to do and I'll be happy to help.

yours faithfully

Ben Kenobi
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hope he replies <laugh>
 
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